While struck with insomnia a few nights ago I found myself tweeting images of horrible sex toys I’d found. Then this thing happened and I just couldn’t help but create a blog post for it. Yes, it was just that bad. I mean, very rarely am I totally perplexed by a sex toy, but this [...]

I usually have a really hard time writing reviews about products I don’t like. It’s not that I don’t like voicing my opinion, trust me I do. However, it’s that I understand how my experience might not be common and therefore, not necessarily something that would apply to everyone.

Like most people, I’m guilty of believing the hype when it comes to products that are heavily promoted. Yes, even when it’s a parody porn. Yes, even when it’s a parody porn made by the folks at Hustler. You’d think by now I’d know better. *sigh* I don’t know what’s wrong with the wiring in [...]

When I first saw the bright and colorful line of Neon Jr.G-Spot Softees on the SexToy.com website I thought they might be a perfect inexpensive toy that would also be great for beginners. My initial thoughts still hold up, however I do have quite a bit of personal dislikes with the toy which is why it ended up being a toy I don’t really approve of.

  Over a year ago I began posting videos on some of my least liked products, unfortunately the site I was using to provide the videos on (YouTube) didn’t like my “belittling” products so they flagged them and removed them from the site. So much for caring about their users safety, heath and well being! [...]

Over a year ago I began posting videos on some of my least liked products, unfortunately the site I was using to provide the videos on (YouTube) didn’t like my “belittling” products so they flagged them and removed them from the site. So much for caring about their users safety, heath and well being! Fortunately [...]

For my very first review as a California Exotic Novelties Sexpert I was sent the Wireless Extended Ring Matador – a cock ring designed to not only stimulate a male and is partner, but also provide lasting support through its stainless steel support system and extended design.